eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just high enough for therapy.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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