that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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