I want to have your abortion
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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