I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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