i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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