i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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