I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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