I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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