So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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