turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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