i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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