I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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