i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Boobs are out for the taking
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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