best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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