Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm passing your future prison.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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