Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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