am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I didn't notice because vodka
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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