"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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