normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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