We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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