It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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