In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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