Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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