AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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