if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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