I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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