This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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