You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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