She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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