I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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