My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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