Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
