THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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