I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Come see our sink grown plant.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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