he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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