Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize