if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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