Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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