Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
