giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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