Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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