At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize