You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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