he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
it glows. i had to have it.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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