I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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