Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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