How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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