Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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