He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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