rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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