Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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