Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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