Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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