She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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