no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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