How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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