it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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