I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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